After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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