I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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