we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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