Can Purell be used as lube?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line