Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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