My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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