I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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