Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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