is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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