Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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