You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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