Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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