How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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