The maid of honor just puked.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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