I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
