oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
