she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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