I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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