I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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