its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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