Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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