If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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