i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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