That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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