Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
