if i died would you start the facebook group?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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