Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They have beer where we have blood.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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