your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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