People with herpes should wear stickers.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
