im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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