I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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