so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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