I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
