Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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