OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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