my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
