Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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