Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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