apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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