yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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