I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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