She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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