so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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