It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
