I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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