Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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