i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I will pee on everything he values.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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