we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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