so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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