White coat. Heels.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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