I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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