I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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