eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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