This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
His nipple licking is glorious
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