I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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