okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
