I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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